Answers to your boneheaded questions

Ranting and Raveing

Why am I frusterated? Because people keep e-mailing me thinking I work for Dauphin or something. The page is clearly an unofficial page, I tried to make it clear that I can't send catalogs or tell people about how Dauphin is doing. People are wasting my time and patience with dumb questions that are answered already on the web page. This is unsupported material. Don't bother me with dumb questions or spelling errors unless it is truely important. Thankyou!

The Questions

• Q: Where can I buy a Dauphin DTR-1 or DTR-2?
• A: Your best bet is to get one used. Post a want-ad in comp.sys.pen, comp.sys.palmtops, comp.sys.handhelds, comp.sys.laptops, alt.support.dauphin. I list a number of sources in the DTR-1 Info*Sheet. Look there first. For DTR-2s, try CompUSA.
  
  
• Q: Can I upgrade the Memory or the CPU?
• A: PLEASE! Look at the web page! Gosh...theres only about 10 links related to upgrades. Certainly it's too difficult to click that mouse button on the down-arrow!
  
  
• Q: I want a catalog!
• A: Tough! I don't have any....honest! Please stop pestering me....I don't know where to get one!
  
  
• Q: What is Dauphin's Phone Number/Address?
• A: Oh my...here we go again.... All of this info is on the web page! You need to look before you e-mail! I don't mind intelligent e-mail, but getting 30 of the same question a week is more than enough to piss people off!
  
  
• Q: pleese Exuse i poor englich ;)
• A: Please don't e-mail me if you don't speak english!! I understand some french, but german or afghanistanian is beyond me. I don't have any friends who speak uzbekistanian either. ;)

Thats it...I'll answer more later when my blood pressure goes down.